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Author Archives: Eat Seokjin
Lick Me ‘til Ice Cream
Let’s discuss things that should never be mixed. Mint and chocolate. Vegetables with the bedroom. Terrifying, nightmare-producing animatronics and pizza.
Wanna Lick
Today on Eat Seokjin, I’m here to tell you about an amazing new product that you’ll definitely want to get in your mouth as soon as possible.
Spit Roasting
A tip, from one pro to another: never, ever, ever, no matter how cool you think it might look, throw alcohol on a fire.
Fighting Cock
As most of you know, I am the proud father of the cutest and best three-year-old boy in existence. He is the most precious thing in the world to me, and I would literally murder anyone who tried to hurt him.
Short, Thick, and Ribbed for Pleasure
This post is rated G, for Gross. [In all seriousness, it is R rated as it discusses sex; please read with caution]
Human Santapede
Humans are strange, strange creatures. We hate being alone. We gather together in crowds. We find strength in rallying against others. We love being part of a party or a team so we can compete and be better than others. We have traditions to bring us together and holidays to share with each other.
A Quickie Threesome
The older I get, the more I realize how easy and yet difficult it is to date as a single-dad. Easy, because I have learned the right questions to ask. Hard, because the date usually ends after the questions. This is why, last week, I went to not one, not two, but three speed dating…dates. Events? Evenings?